tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post424190693915263161..comments2010-02-11T02:10:55.953-06:00Comments on Another Goddamned Podcast: Another Goddamned Podcast #31: September 11, 2008Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09429263099197981481noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-35632146661711965502008-09-18T19:43:00.000-05:002008-09-18T19:43:00.000-05:00Hey, just got to the end of the podcast. Thanks f...Hey, just got to the end of the podcast. Thanks for the shout out and link.Sean Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14485575602984697926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-32100689513909798312008-09-18T10:02:00.000-05:002008-09-18T10:02:00.000-05:00Try Satan and Adam. It could be fun if someone hea...Try <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81jrr3Dxpr4" REL="nofollow">Satan and Adam</A>. It could be fun if someone hears what you're listening to and asks about it. "Why, it's Satan and Adam, of course!"PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-91190717284594177062008-09-18T09:15:00.000-05:002008-09-18T09:15:00.000-05:00Thanks Phillychief, thanks alot. For the second ti...Thanks Phillychief, thanks alot. For the second time this week my boss has given me the "look" for seeing me laughing at my monitor........... And it's not like I can say, "Come here take a look, this is hilarious!!!" either. (Though if I took up Ex's offer of job loss insurance I would consider it.) Here at the "firm", I am already frowned upon for listening to Alice In Chains, T-Model Ford, Michelle Shocked and DEVO at my desk. I suppose it just doesn't "fit in" with working at a bank. Then again if they saw my blog they would piss holy water. (I live in western Maryland......."God's country" you know.Thorumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09499241278340525692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-22293878784569433102008-09-18T07:54:00.000-05:002008-09-18T07:54:00.000-05:00I would be rather proud of myself if I had lead th...I would be rather proud of myself if I had lead this expletive express out of the station.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-86356593980787015932008-09-18T07:43:00.000-05:002008-09-18T07:43:00.000-05:00I feel so dirty, so misunderstood, as if I have si...I feel so dirty, so misunderstood, as if I have sinned, to know that I posted the first comment here and it has evolved to "Fucking bloody Jesus in a bucket of pigshit" and "Cunt, mongrel, bastard". Perhaps I should go back and re-listen to the "Elitist" podcast.<BR/>Naah, I think I'll just go home and drop a hammer on my toe so I can yell to my wife and kids, "Fucking bloody Jesus in a bucket of pigshit cunt, mongrel, bastard for fuck's sake<BR/>oh my balls Jesus fucking Christ sweet Mary mother of fuck your hat is too small for your head wench!!!" Yes....yes, much better.Thorumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09499241278340525692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-55485164811787315092008-09-17T18:01:00.000-05:002008-09-17T18:01:00.000-05:00Now if you want a curse, my wife once burnt her ha...Now if you want a curse, my wife once burnt her hand while cooking. We had guests over and one of the other women was very prudish and very catholic. <BR/>My wife usually very demure and reserved let out a, <BR/>"Cunt, mongrel, bastard". They never came back.Sean Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14485575602984697926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-62248973247833489912008-09-17T15:27:00.000-05:002008-09-17T15:27:00.000-05:00Fucking bloody Jesus in a bucket of pigshit. You ...Fucking bloody Jesus in a bucket of pigshit. You guys don't know how to curse.John Evohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868904051881865159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-64196304176525277682008-09-17T15:04:00.000-05:002008-09-17T15:04:00.000-05:00Ex - I assume you mean AIG = Atheist Insurance Gro...Ex - I assume you mean AIG = Atheist Insurance Group?Thorumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09499241278340525692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-80659178156178520232008-09-17T13:17:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:17:00.000-05:00Philly:My father used to say "Oh, my aching balls!...<B>Philly</B>:<BR/>My father used to say "Oh, my aching balls!" when he was exasperated. He was very selective about its use, though, and limited it to situations that would be in Category 3 on Sean's BP (Blasphemy-Profanity) scale. <BR/><BR/><B>Sean</B>:<BR/>I love the way "sweet Mary, mother of fuck" feels when it bounces around my mouth. Maybe you should change the name of your blog to <I>Shirty Sean, Father of Fuck</I>. Not that I'd want your blog bouncing around my mouth, but maybe some of your other readers would find that to be a pleasurable experience. <BR/><BR/><B>Thorum</B>: <BR/>The Herd <I>does</I> sell job-loss insurance for laughing at our podcast and/or blog while at work. Make your check out to "Another Goddamned Policy." That may sound risky to you, but I'll let you in on a secret: We're currently in talks with the Federal Reserve Bank, which has offered to bail out our company. So, despite the way we come across in our recorded conversations, we're fundamentally sound.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-60833258867802296752008-09-17T13:08:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:08:00.000-05:00Re: PhillyChiefKind of reminds me of the Chris Far...Re: PhillyChief<BR/><BR/>Kind of reminds me of the Chris Farley "Holy Mary, Mother of God" rants he did which were so hilarious.........Thorumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09499241278340525692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-78225263814414614572008-09-17T10:37:00.000-05:002008-09-17T10:37:00.000-05:00I will certainly have to start incorporating "swee...I will certainly have to start incorporating "sweet Mary mother of fuck" into my speech. Thanks for that.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-68801865086832870442008-09-17T07:43:00.000-05:002008-09-17T07:43:00.000-05:00My boss just walked in my office and gave me a str...My boss just walked in my office and gave me a strange "what the fuck are you laughing at by yourself" look as I got to PhillyChief's comment "Oh, my balls"!!<BR/>Jesus Christ!! Fucking hilarious comments!! You all have made me feel better. But what really is nice is now knowing it is still ok to say "fucking hell!!" Maybe a good catch-all phrase would be "Eewwwwww!!". Y'know, like when someone lets out a stinky squeaker at the dinner table and everyone's nose wrinkles.Thorumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09499241278340525692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-14326580901007348422008-09-17T07:33:00.000-05:002008-09-17T07:33:00.000-05:00I save my blasphemy especially for times when I am...I save my blasphemy especially for times when I am around Christians :)<BR/><BR/>Most of the time when I stub my toe in private it will depend on the level of pain.<BR/><BR/>Fuck = for short sharp pain<BR/>Jesus Christ = slightly longer<BR/>Jesus fucking christ for 3-5 seconds<BR/>Sweet Mary mother of fuck 5+ seconds<BR/>Anything after that its usually, " Hello I'm in shock and I need to pull that fencing wire out of my foot or I am going to faint"Sean Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14485575602984697926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-31417510430515172802008-09-16T23:54:00.000-05:002008-09-16T23:54:00.000-05:00RE: Philly on the secular sneeze substitutes. I te...RE: Philly on the secular sneeze substitutes. <BR/><BR/>I tend to use one or more of the following: <BR/><BR/>A) A silent, cold glare. <BR/>B) "If you get me sick, I'm gonna murder your children, muthafucka" <BR/>C) "Oh, look! A sickly boy! Feeling sick, sick boy?" *guttural laughter* <BR/><BR/>P.S. Women don't sneeze.Venjanzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14632111675112237375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-27145723079603819732008-09-16T18:40:00.000-05:002008-09-16T18:40:00.000-05:00I still say "Goddamn", "Jesus Christ", and "Oh My ...<I>I still say "Goddamn", "Jesus Christ", and "Oh My God" though, but I figure those are more blasphemous than religious. </I><BR/><BR/>Saying those terms, especially as a former Christian, is kind of like saying a huge "Fuck You" to Christianity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-36722412773935843182008-09-16T16:03:00.000-05:002008-09-16T16:03:00.000-05:00Our listener yunshui had a nice post about this a ...Our listener yunshui had a <A HREF="http://yunshui.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/atishoo-atishoo-we-all-fall-down" REL="nofollow">nice post</A> about this a few days ago.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-48367123076093764382008-09-16T15:59:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:59:00.000-05:00I'm not saying it makes sense to say the phrase in...I'm not saying it makes sense to say the phrase in one situation above another. I just thought it was kind of weird to wish someone good health when they sneeze. Many people sneeze due to something totally outside of their health. Something may just be acting as an irritant rather than a person actually having an illness.<BR/><BR/>I don't think anyone knows where the terms originated, but most of the explanations I've heard was that both "Gesundheit" and "God Bless You" were used to ward off ill health. Maybe that's an explanation people made up after the fact though.<BR/><BR/>I just thought it was strange to say it when I thought about it. There's nothing I can say to make someone feel better. And if they're not really sick, it doesn't seem to be very meaningful. Maybe it is just one of those things that's just become a polite thing to say, but if there is some meaning to it I'd rather be aware than just say it without thinking.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09429263099197981481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-33882552734776405472008-09-16T15:55:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:55:00.000-05:00I thought the superstition behind blessing someone...I thought the superstition behind blessing someone when they sneezed had something to do with the spirit temporarily leaving the body, or some other similar rubbish. I should look it up.<BR/><BR/>OK. I did. Here's <A HREF="http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/blessyou.asp" REL="nofollow">Snopes</A> take on it.Spanish Inquisitorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261181794832002207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-70171877689385746352008-09-16T15:46:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:46:00.000-05:00I thought it was just wishing the person has good ...I thought it was just wishing the person has good health. What's the superstitious back story for gesundheit? <BR/><BR/>So why is there a saying for sneezing but none for coughing or something more serious like vomiting? I think if someone suddenly vomits, they'd be more deserving of a well wishing of good health than someone who simply sneezes. Perhaps at that point you just assume the person is fucked and run away hoping you don't catch what they have.PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-55753292879305458902008-09-16T15:44:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:44:00.000-05:00In New York City, we always said "G'bleshu." Yeah,...In New York City, we always said "G'bleshu." Yeah, "God" is lurking in there somewhere, but it's sort of like saying "goodbye," which is a contraction of "god be with ye." <BR/><BR/>I never say "thank god" or "thankfully." I guess that just didn't become habit for me when I was a kid. I <I>do</I> sometimes say "luckily" or "fortunately." <BR/><BR/>But these kinds of expressions don't bother me much. They're idioms, like "raining cats and dogs" (I don't believe there are really animals coming down from the sky) or "kick the bucket" (in case you didn't know, there isn't even a small pail). I agree that it's better if we can clean them out of our speech, but there's no way I'm giving up "Oh, Jesus fucking Christ."The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-66571667227150388942008-09-16T15:21:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:21:00.000-05:00All good except Gesundheit. I still find it super...All good except Gesundheit. I still find it superstitious even if it's lost it's religious meaning. It's like knocking on wood. When someone sneezes I don't need to say something to make sure they don't die. Except that for some reason people think you're rude if you don't.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09429263099197981481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-85182982767022319532008-09-16T15:18:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:18:00.000-05:00Maybe we need a list of secular substitutes. Thank...Maybe we need a list of secular substitutes. <BR/>Thank goodness<BR/>Gesundheit<BR/>For fuck's sake<BR/>Oh my balls (or simply "balls!" for short)PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-10953470323055153352008-09-16T15:08:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:08:00.000-05:00I say "Thank Dog" and let everyone think I'm dysle...I say "Thank Dog" and let everyone think I'm dyslexic.Spanish Inquisitorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261181794832002207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-68532068094391203032008-09-16T15:03:00.000-05:002008-09-16T15:03:00.000-05:00I stopped saying "God bless you" or even "Bless yo...I stopped saying "God bless you" or even "Bless you" (which was my substitute for a while) some time ago, but I still notice an awkward silence after someone sneezes. I feel like I'm breaking social etiquette, even if it's a stupid etiquette.<BR/><BR/>I still say "Goddamn", "Jesus Christ", and "Oh My God" though, but I figure those are more blasphemous than religous. And I only occasionally find myself saying "Thankfully" instead of "Thank God" as I stop the reflex.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09429263099197981481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2699987188234610612.post-89566422915865330292008-09-16T14:47:00.000-05:002008-09-16T14:47:00.000-05:00That's a good point, but I think your usage of the...That's a good point, but I think your usage of these phrases shows how ingrained they are habitually but also thoughtlessly. Certainly you don't believe what you're saying, nor are you praying for divine intervention in one's health when you say "God bless you" when they sneeze (I've long ago broken myself of that and use gesundheit instead). Most people in America say a lot of things thoughtlessly, like "irregardless", since let's face it, Americans rarely think, so although annoying to hear (like upspeech or "utilize"), I don't always find such comments a serious problem, but I do find them as an example of thoughtlessness. <BR/><BR/>Well, maybe thoughtlessness is a serious problem after all, like when you <A HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26718585/" REL="nofollow">thoughtlessly send text messages while trying to drive a passenger train</A>. So perhaps try and make a more thoughtful effort to exorcize the religious shit from your speech, except when cursing, because Jesus Christ, it's fun, goddamnit!PhillyChiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03355892225956705948noreply@blogger.com